Why Nasrallah Should Be Glad…

The Bible teaches that God’s thoughts are above our thoughts,and His ways are above our ways which is why it’s a very…very…very good thing that I’m not God.

This entry takes a different form. I did some creative writing to explain:

Why Should Nasrallah Be Glad?

If I were God the world would be a different place.
If I were God the Taliban would be hesitant to try to resurface in Afghanistan, the insurgents would be put down, and the people would be free to live without fear.
If I were God Al Qaeda would regret every murder they have ever committed.

If I were God Hamas would have no position in Palestine.
If I were God Hezbollah would no longer call itself the “Army of God” and would instead be facing the real army of God for all the murders they committed.
If I were God the innocents would be protected and Hezbollah could not hide behind them. If I were God Lebanon would be free from the terrorists that hide among them.

If I were God Lebanon’s defense minister Elias Murr would insist on disarming Hezbollah instead of saying,” “There will be no other weapons or military presence other than the army.” then contradicting himself by saying the army would not ask Hezbollah to hand over its weapons. Thus he left the door open for future problems. If I were God Lebanon’s government would be able to stand on it’s own without any help from the treacherous Syrian backed Hezbollah.

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If I were God Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would not be in the position he is in as the President of Iran. He would be replaced. If I were God Bashar al-Assad of Syria would be hesitant to support Hezbollah or threaten the existence of Israel. He would be replaced. If I were God North Korea would be free and Kim Jong-il would watch his every step. If I were God Hugo Chavez of Venezuela would be looking for another job.

If I were God Osama bin-Laden would have nowhere tohide and would immediately be held accountable forhis crimes. If I were God I wouldn’t be as benevolent as God is, and Hasan Nasrallah would be hiding (Oh…wait, he has been hiding all during the conflict and has the gall to claim a victory only after a ceasefire.) In short…Mr. Nasrallah should be very glad I’m not God.

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